Joanna Lannister
(Briton Rivière, Una and Lion)
Tracks
(Source: songisendingbutthestoryneverends)
I am a Targaryen, my sister is a Stark, and my brother is a Greyjoy. Dinner gets awkward.
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Me:
*takes bite of hot potatoes*
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Mom:
Sweetie, wait for that to cool off, it's too hot-
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Me:
FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON!
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Mom:
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Sister:
*shoves large spoonful of ice cream into her mouth*
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Mom:
Don't eat that so fast, you'll get a brain freez-
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Sister:
WINTER IS COMING! I MUST BE PREPARED.
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Mom:
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Brother:
*walks in and throws down his shirt* WE DO NOT SOW!
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Mom:
That's it, no more Game of Thrones for you three.
Shower
Next time someone tells me to lighten up over a rape joke, I’m telling them this.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I’m just gonna leave this here.
every time i see this it makes me want to burn everything to the ground.
This is really sick!
OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
^LOL.
(Source: jensac)
from what i’ve tasted of desire, i hold with those who favor fire
That’s the only time a man can be brave.
The Starks and their Direwolves » Sansa and Lady.
That was Arya’s wolf. Lady never hurt you, but you killed her anyway.
